Bad Orchestra Concert History

a group of restless bandidos came upon a desert clearing. feeling the sky up above falling down they began to howl at the moon and bang their instruments to keep the stars in place. they worked up a white heat and soon the plains animals began to come from all over to dance and wonder at the blistering sound. the world around fell silent except for the din of the unlikely orchestra...then they knew it was why they had come - to make the motherfuckers dance! ...